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31 May 2006

i don't play soccer



the 'oxygen tank': park ji-sung


the 'football genius': park chu-young


not as in, "i don't play soccer", like "i don't eat onions" or "i don't go above 14th street" or some other snotty negative remark. i mean it like "i do not competitively play soccer and my skills were embarassing when i last played at age 12 and have since inevitably deteriorated so i entertain myself by running for miles and miles alone when nobody can catch watch me."

but the world cup is the world cup! it's like the olympics. nobody luges, but everyone watches the luge. or something.

whatever. it's all about team korea this year (like it wasn't all about them 4 years ago, too, sheeeit). they were drawn into Group G, along with the french, swiss, and the togo-ans. ESPN magazine (i read it at barnes & noble yesterday) favors the french and swiss as #1 and #2 out of that group. haters. you know where my allegiance lies. henry and zidane aside, i think the reds have a fighting chance.

i just subscribed to mobile updates on my cell phone, supposedly they'll be letting me know score updates as each goal happens. you can do this for any team.

who are you cheering for? i mean, besides team USA. support our troops, bring em home.


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