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08 October 2004

wtf wmd

the newest reports from iraq say that not only were there no WMDs since the gulf war (which everyone knows by now, but our esteemed administration chooses to ignore), but that saddam's ability to re-assemble his nuclear program has steadily been weakened by 12 years of UN sanctions.

what does that mean?

that means that besides not having any WMDs, he didn't even have the CAPABILITY to make new ones. sounds like a grave threat, right?

according to Dumbya, that's exactly what saddam WANTED you to think! he was just letting his program go weak so the world would think he was complying, and then he was just going to start it back up again when we're not looking! because he retained the knowledge, means and intent. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? so he never forgot how to make them and he wanted to make them? THAT's our reason? no wonder God has been punishing our country with hurricanes and volcanos. pretty soon tornadoes will rip through the heartland and earthquakes will rattle the west coast. just wait. SHOCK! AWE!

this reminds me of when we were told that the violence in iraq was due to the upcoming handover of power. and now the violence is due to the upcoming elections. gee, i wonder what the violence will be due to after the elections? certainly not the transforming power of liberty.

kerry, you have a clear shot to dismantle georgy porgy tonight. fuck the moderates and the centrists, GO FOR THE JUGULAR. PLEASE.


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